Here..wear a tablecloth.

12 Jul

I am beginning to notice that all stores that sell maternity clothes believe that pregnant women should wear shirts with big huge flowers on them.

Proof..this gross shirt from Old Navy.

It’s no secret I’m not a big flower wearer when I’m not pregnant. However, it seems no matter which store I go into there are always big ugly shirts with big ugly flowers on them. Apparently cultivating new life means wearing a garden on your upper half. Even stores like Old Navy and Gap, which are normally staples in my wardrobe, have let me down. The last thing I want to do as I get bigger and bigger every day is wearing a hideous t-shirt with gross flowers all over it pointing out that fact that I am ten times bigger than I was last month.

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